Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in this life.

Jean Paul Richter

The most important thing she’d learned over the years was that there was no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one.

Jill Churchill

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on.

Robert Frost

In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and chains. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale.

Stephen Phillips

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.

Burton Hillis

He who has a ‘why’ to live, can bear with almost any ‘how’.
Friedrich Nietzsche

When babies look beyond you and giggle, maybe they’re seeing angels.

Quoted in The Angels’ Little Instruction Book by Eileen Elias Freeman, 1994

How To Get Pregnant:
1. Donate your last piece of baby equipment to Goodwill.
2. Send your youngest child off to kindergarten with a dance of joy.
3. Start writing that novel you’ve always dreamed about ( or take golf lessens, join a bowling league)
4. Spend $ 500. 00 on a new wardrobe for work
5. Get a cat or a puppy.
6. Just finish all the paperwork to adopt a child.
7. Let your best friend or sister use the baby name you’d been hoping to use for your next child.

Unknown

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.

Oscar Wilde

The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet, alone with the heavens, nature and God. Because only then does one feel that all is as it should be and that God wishes to see people happy, amidst the simple beauty of nature.

Anne Frank